I’m not gonna lie to you… I am a bitch’s bitch when it comes to style and in my genuinely bitchy fashion, I despise, loathe, frown upon, look down on, and can’t help but rip on all of those try-hard wannabe fashionistas out there. I can’t hate the girl next door for not getting the cerulean blue scene from The Devil Wears Prada. Oh, wait… yes, I can, but it’s only half the fun to be cruel to a clueless fashion hazard than a wannabe hipster whose outfit shattered a mirror before leaving the house. There’s bad style everywhere, and I don’t mean the “so bad that it’s good” kind, or the kind that makes you realize that the world would be boring if we all liked the same things. I’m talking about people with money that can’t buy taste (even though they CAN afford a personal stylist), or people without money trying to fake it till they make it with their cheap knock-offs and tacky trends. I’m here to help those in need to decipher the good from the ugly, so stay tuned for some hot fashion tips.